Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।