Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are our chosen family.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.