Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.