Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.