Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।