Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.