Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.