Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.