Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!