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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.