आत्म-ज्योति से प्रकाशित हो आपका अंतर्मन, हर बुराई पर विजय पाए आपका दृढ़ संकल्प। यह पर्व लाए जीवन में नई उमंगें, शांति, समृद्धि और खुशियों के रंग।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
A true friend stabs you in the front.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
Friends are our chosen family.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.