Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.