Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.