Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.