Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.