Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.