Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.