Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.