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अहंकार में तीनों गए धन, वैभव और वंश यकीन न आये तो देख लो रावण कौरव और कंस

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.