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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Our craziness made us best friends.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.