Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.