Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.