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अपनी औकात भूल जाए इतने अमीर भी नहीं है, हम और आप हमें हमारी औकात बता दो इतने फ़क़ीर भी नही है हम।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।