Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.