Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are our chosen family.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.