Funny Quotes / Friends

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।