Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friends are our chosen family.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.