Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.