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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।