Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.