Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.