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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।