Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

All the best people are crazy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!