Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.