Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends are our chosen family.