Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.