Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.