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You’re not just a fantastic mother-in-law, but you’re a fantastic friend as well. I had no idea that when I married your son I was gaining a lifelong friend, and I am so happy to have you in my life.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.