Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.