Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.