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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.