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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is the key to everything

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.