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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Our craziness made us best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.