Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.