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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.