Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.