Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.