Funny Quotes / Friends

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.