Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.