Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।